Oh my! What is this? Dirty perv. Are you jerking it to videos of women’s butts online again? What would wifey think? You better come up with something fast to keep my mouth shut or I’m going to ruin your little whack-off plan! What would she think if she caught you jerking your meat to femdom booty? I bet she’d laugh! I know! Smothering. You’re going to have to pay the smothering tax, I hope you’re good at holding your breath or breathing through your perv-gils or something because this is going to get relentless!