Ew, gross. Is that tiny pathetic little baby carrot what you call your dick? I thought so. Ugh. I bet you’re going to try to woo me or something too aren’t you. Puh-lease. I’ve heard it all before so save your breath, you’ll need your stamina to jerk that little pee pee of yours anyways….
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