Hi hubby! Don’t I look hot tonight? Look how slutty I look tonight! I’m going out on a date, but not with you. Sit down and look at how smoking hot I am and listen to me talk at length about the man I’m going out with and all the things I like about him that you’ll never be able to provide. I’ll show you what he gets to play with that you never will. Maybe if you buy me some shoes or a new Vuitton bag you’ll get a peek at what he gets!