My Birthday Is In April, Want to get me a gift?

Yes, in case you’re wondering this is just a shameless request for people to buy me shit that I can’t validate spending the money on to buy them for myself. I will not be disappointed if I don’t receive anything for my birthday but I figured that I would put my dream list on the internet in case anyone felt so inclined to spoil me fucking rotten. Also, I added some pretty pictures at the end of this post so that it wasn’t a wasted click in the event that you don’t feel inclined to drop hundreds of dollars on me. 😛

  • Deluxe Bondage Chair in black:
  • Queening Stool in black:
  • Tria Laser 4X Deluxe Kit:
  • Twisted Monk’s Monk Set in Crimson:
  • Coach Madison Pinnacle Carrie Satchel in Love Red:
  • ErosTek ET312B Deluxe Kit:
  • Malies Dekkers Leading Strings Bra, size 34C:
  • I also have an Amazon Wishlist: