My Birthday Is In April, Want to get me a gift?

Yes, in case you’re wondering this is just a shameless request for people to buy me shit that I can’t validate spending the money on to buy them for myself. I will not be disappointed if I don’t receive anything for my birthday but I figured that I would put my dream list on the internet in case anyone felt so inclined to spoil me fucking rotten. Also, I added some pretty pictures at the end of this post so that it wasn’t a wasted click in the event that you don’t feel inclined to drop hundreds of dollars on me. 😛

  • Deluxe Bondage Chair in black: http://www.slavetolove.co.uk/#/chairs/4553727163
  • Queening Stool in black: http://www.silversex.net/queening.html
  • Tria Laser 4X Deluxe Kit: http://www.triabeauty.com/home-laser-hair-removal
  • Twisted Monk’s Monk Set in Crimson: http://twistedmonk.com/monkkit.htm
  • Coach Madison Pinnacle Carrie Satchel in Love Red: http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/Product-madison_pinnacle_carrie_satchel_in_textured_leather-10551-10051-28220-en?cs=lic2j&catId=62&navCatId=7100000000000000591&viewType=viewall
  • ErosTek ET312B Deluxe Kit: http://shop.erostek.com/products/ET312B-Package-Deal.html
  • Malies Dekkers Leading Strings Bra, size 34C: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/marlies-dekkers-leading-strings-underwire-push-up-bra/3373778?origin=category&BaseUrl=Sexy+Lingerie
  • I also have an Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/YCNM45HW8TX6/ref=cm_sw_su_w

That’s enough whining for now unless you want to install drywall for me, I would be pleased with that too. Or if you wanted to install pavers in my yard.

 

Seriously, I’m done now. Here are some pictures.